true life: people like my hair more than they like me
ok but literally i was so in denial of my period all day long that i forgot about it which wasn’t actually a good thing
After a day they can’t remember, comes a night they’ll never forget.
Ok so we are driving home and we pass a tough biker dude with a chihuahua on the back of his motorcycle wearing pink goggles
i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you